Waist: A terrible thing to mind
Walla Walla: A quaint town known for its Washington State prison,between Ting Tang and Bing Bang.
Wanton: Unabashed dumpling soup.
War: A humanitarian effort to instill peaceful ideals in others through various educational tactics carried out until submission.
Warrants: Arthropod violence. Will it ever end?
Waterloo: A public convenience at Flushing Meadows.
Waterspoof: The fun thing Dulbert was fixing for us when he spent so much time at the water cooler.
Website: An internet destination that boasts a special recipe for cookies.
Well: The well you fell into because you couldn’t see that well.
Winsome: a. Or lose some. b. The second word of a concession speech. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Wisdom: a. The reason Wis flunked math, history, and is not so good at spellnig, neither. b. The quality of mind often found lacking from formal education. c. The reason Wis did not get approved for college.
Wisecracks: The sapient sayings of the seated sage.

Wit: An obsolete form of humor replaced with bureaucratic bafflegab and adolescent scatology.
Woke: a. A consciousness reached only by those who perceive injustice in others but themselves.
b. The cerebral state that remains when the brain falls asleep.
Woman: Legal definition currently unavailable. Please check back later for updates.
Wonder Woman: What we once understood as constant fact is now a source of constant wonder.
Wordrobe: The distinctive apparel worn by politicians whenever their tenure is at risk.
Work Ethic: The scam invented by the rich and powerful to make us common folk proud of doing more work for less money.
World: A tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. – Horace Walpole.
Worse: Punishment for ignoring bad.
Wrecktangle: a. A polygon after having undergone angle-affirming care. b. The evolutionary consequence of a love triangle.
Wrecktangular: Describing a situation screwed up in so many ways that no dictionary has yet provided a socially acceptable definition.
Wisteria: The cause of insurrection in your front yard.