Veganism: a. A lifestyle made ever so more frightening by the discovery that Kale is not actually poisonous. b. A life choice leading to many missed steaks.
Vegetarian: Unsuccessful hunter.
Vellocirapper: Organized decibellion.

Vice President: The head of The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Gambling – Wiley’s Dictionary
Vice versa: Suggestive poetry.
Vigilant: Extremely observant formican.
Villianaire: The one most likely to tie you up and put you on the railroad track.
Violence: What you may feel when you hear your child‘s first music lessons. It goes away.
Viral: Spellnig is impotent
Virtual Reality: The full sensation of getting off the couch without actually having to do so. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Virtue Signaling: When my outrage trumps your outrage.
Voluntold: To be assigned your voluntary position.
Voyeur: Undercover agent.
Vulgaria, country of: XXX. In lust we trust.