Ubiquitous: Something to call me whwn you don’t have anything to call me.
Ultimatum: A last demand before resorting to concessions. – Ambrose Bierce
Ululate: Yeah? Why u late?
Umlaut: a. German egg recipe. b. A boorish person from the Reich.
Underpass: The politically correct term for ‘fail’. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Unfollowed: Cancelled for excessive facts.
Unfounded Claim: Your opponent’s opinion.
Unfriend: What generations have been wanting to do, but didn’t have the right verb. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Unsaid: What it was better left as.
University: a. A place wherein the youthful mind is taught the danger of independent thinking. b. A place of higher education unencumbered by intelligence.
Upscale: What you found when you got home from that cruise to the Bahamas.
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Usurp: When you take all the soup for yourself.