Tailgator: What Rover found in the swamp. — Inspired by Bella —
Take Out: a. Food to eat elsewhere. b. Date. c. Murder
Tantrump: Rage response to election results.
Televangelist: Prophet for profit.
Ten Condiments: Recipe ingredients written in stone
Tennis Club: Short-lived use prior to the tennis racket
Tentacle Support: Restorative care from the clinic of Dr. Squidward
Tequila: a. It may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot. b. A substance that makes everything better. . . Except tomorrow.
Terraforming: Making other planets habitable so that humans can destroy them too. – Sapienship.dd
Terrorism: A means by which one invokes feelings of fear and profits from the subsequent instability. See also: Politics. – Wiley’s Dictionary –
Don’t be a victim. Carefully take note of letter spacing before you file.
Theosaur: Jurassic clergyman.
Thesaurus: a. A species of onomasticon noted for vocabulary excellence. b. The editor of this famous dictionary.
Thinking: His majesty requires a smaller belt.
Thorax: Successor to the Thor hammer. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Thunderwear: Kevlar fabric clothing designed for maximum public safety
Time: a. A quantity of which the indolent have never enough. b. “There is great significance to the passage of time.” – Famous political platform – c. Flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. –Groucho Marx–
Toad: What happend to your car while you were at lunch.
Toddlersaurus Rex: What happened to that innocent child you cuddled yesterday.
Tomorrow: a. The mother of regret. b. When the loser gives his exegesis. c. The best time to do all the things you had planned for today. c. the far off land where all human achievement is awaiting.
Toothpicks: Dental x-rays.
Tornado: Rough draft.
Tradition: a. Peer pressure from dead people b. A clock that tells what time it was.
Tranifesto: the clear sttement of goals and beliefs of LGBTQ+ subject to modification as needed for diversity and inclusiveness.
Transcribe: Gender confused scrivener.
Transfactual: Surpassing the limits of belief.
Transfat: When belief alone will cause your trousers to fit correctly.
Transfinancial: rich person born in a poor person’s body, Send account restoration funds to stockm@rkets.com
Transfusion: The uncertainty that occurs whenever a new gender is added to the list.
Transhumanism: The philosophy that belief in one’s humanity is sufficient to claim one’s membership in the club.
Transintellectualism: A sub condition of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Those with this talent are morally bound to identify bigotry in those who disagree with them.
Transit: Less well known incidenceof gender dysphoria.
Translender: One who needs only to think thin, and it is.
Translogic: a. The mechanism by which beliefs become facts.b. The process by which facts become hate speech.
Transmoral: The newly formulated science by which morality is determined by personal choice. See Translogic.
Transom: Esoteric gender encompassing everything – the beginning the middle and the end, the past the present, and the future. Pronouns include they, those, these, and them. Disrespect at your peril.
Transparency: The philosophy that declares one’s self-image must be honored by others has been shown to have flaws.
Transparent: a. One whose perceived identity conflicts with reality. May initiate adoption proceedings. b. One who identifies as a parent, always available and ready to offer expert advice.
Transpired: One who identifies as deceased.
Travail Merchant: Once again highlighting the importance of proper spelling when planning one’s vacation.
Triplane: A special footpath for those who are always falling over. – Uxford English Dictionary
Truculent: Often a test of true friendship.
Trump: a. A decisive card. b. A discard.
Truth: a. What remains when woke wakes. b. the surviving opinion. c. The new hate speech. d. Obs. – “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.” – George Orwell
Truth Decay: a Thought malfunction brought about by poor mental hygiene and failure to wash axioms before developing a thesis. b. The distraction getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done. – Katherine Maher

Tuna: Fish god of ancient Tunisia.
Turkish: A lot like Turkey, but not quite.
Turpitude: Morality thinner.
Twitter: Our cumulative intelligence, as contained in the avian mind.
Typochondriac: Obsessive-compulsive proofreader.