Sacrilege: Religion in a bag.
Sadness: The psyche’s instinctive response to bacon deprivation.
Safe Place: Where you put it yesterday and can’t find it today.
Salmon: A magnificent fish, revered for its strength and resilience in migration, symbolizing perseverance and the trials of nature. We admire its beautiful leaps, awe-inspiring photos, and navigational skill, yet when we chose to name it a color, we called it pink.
Sanctioned: a. Encouraged as worthy of merit. b. Punished as a violation of standards.
Sarcasm: a. The psyche’s instinctive response to stupidity. b. The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Sarchotic: When you are so sarcastic that people aren’t sure whether you are joking or you’re just plain crazy – He Calls Her Kat-
Sardonic: My mordant musing, confused by my love of small fish.
Savant: Very smart insect.
Scamper: When staying in camp becomes unbearable.

Scarface: Expert knitter. – Uxbridge English Dictionary
Scatology: Fruit of the loo,.

Science: Official arbiter ambidextrously applied by those hoping you will neither know nor understand its definition. See Bible.
Science Friction: When ‘underdetermined’ epistemological results upset ‘socially acceptable’ standards.
Sciolist: A jerk of all trades.
Scrapyard: Switch to metric.
Scratch Pad: What you use when you feel an itch to write something down.
Scuttlebutt: Unwelcome canine behavior.
Seance: Alternate method of determinng unversal truth, where lab coats are replaced by turbans. Accordingly, results are the same.
Seasonal Adjustment: The cause for extra notches in one’s belt.
Secret Recipe: The one you actually got from reading the crumpled-up directions in the garbage can.
Security Alert: Only six more days until election day.
Semantics: Involuntary movements or sounds not usually found among landlubbers.
Senectitude: Getting old is no problem; you just have to live long enough.
Security Alert: Only six more days until election day!
Shampoo: Fake doggie dontation.
Sheep: Female Heep.
Shelaboraing: When a woman gives a 30-minute explanation for something that could be summed up in a few words.
Shenanigans: Repetitive shenans… And again… And again.
Sheriffim: Delegates attending a law enforcement convention.
Shero: A woman of great courage and integrity.
Short-Term Memory Loss: Ahh… Just a sec… I’ve got it… Err…
Showdown: Blown fuse at the Bijou.
Sin: An occupation less to be practiced were the wages paid promptly.
Sinecure: Death.
Sinstagram: APP for drug dealers.
Slam Dunk: Unpastrylike conduct.
Slaughter: Try not to see the laughter in it.
Sleep: Shortcut to breakfast.
Smart Water: Paying for it is a clear sign it’s not working.
Smidgen: Very small pigeon.
Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like Sunday, and the anxiety of Monday kicks in. – Wititudes.Com
Smother: What happens if you forget to do dishes for the umpteenth time.
Snackrifice: That one cookie you snarfed up before you put out the plate.
Snaccident: a. Consequence of eating con queso without using a napkin. b. When you could not eat just one c. When you realize you just ate the whole bag.
Snicket: Call it whatever you want; a ticket is still an unfortunate event.
Snore Alarm: A portagtam: Alas! No more Z’s
Snorosaurus: Lethargic denizen of the Silurian period.
Snow Day: A holiday whose celbration is defined solely by an age-dependant frame of reference.
Social Media: The mechanism by which fables become facts. b. Online discussion eventually leading to the verification of Godwin’s law.
Social Justice: a. A posse looking for someone to lynch. b. Equity defenestrated.
Solace: Or else you will trip over them.
Solo: Your very best limbo move.
Soviet Union: Not to be confused with the Soviet Rutabaga.
Space Bar: Where young Luke Skywalker first used a fake ID.
Spaghetti: What you ordered when you couldn’t pronounce gnocchi.
Spamoflage: All those clever tags sending you on an endless journey, each with its own new detours to enjoy.
Species Dysphoria: Distress from a mismatch between one’s perceived species and that assigned at birth, most severe in household pets who insist they are people.
Spectator: Undercover vegetable.
Splurgeon: You will appreciate proper spelling when you finally get the bill.
Sputter: The reason your golf bag ended up in the water hazard.
Stalemate: Your insignificant other.
Stalking: Two people in a long romantic relationship, but only one knows about it.

Staycation: 2020-20?? A stay that will live in infamy.
Stealthing: Forgetting one’s campaign promise upon taking office.
Stirrup: To provoke.
Stressed: Nothing to worry about. If you look at it from the proper perspective it spells DESSERTS.
Striangulation: Smothered by geometry.
Student Loan: A government sponsored, university certified transacton designed to free you from undignified six figure blue collar work and send you into the world with a fine arts diploma, guaranteed for a lifetime of professional unemployment and permanent debt.
Subdued: Uncool guy.
Submission: Special order for the sandwich artist.

Substandard: Standard usuitable for use in underwater conveyance.
Substitute: Replacement hooker.
Suicide: Self checkout.
Sundry: The way grandma always did washday.
Super Bowl: Self-cleaning toilet.

Swishbuckler: Female pirate.
Sycamore: Worse today.
Syllabus: Clown Car
Synonym Buns: The mouthwatering patisseries we hungrily anticipated with every sojourn to grammar’s house.
Syntax: The tax levied before the wage.
Synthesis: a. An Errant propositon for misadventure.b. A dissertation on concupiscience.