Obfuscate: To meticulously outline a political platform.
Oblivion: Dormitory without an alarm clock. Ambrose Bierce, The Devils Dictionary
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Best understood when words are in alphabetical order.
Obstinate: Firmly convinced of one’s stupidity.
Occident: The world lying west (or east) of the orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principle industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call “war” and “commerce”. These, also, are the principle industries of the orient. Ambrose Bierce, The Devils Dictionary
Office: Where the skaters are now.
Omen: When the preacher ends the prayer with this word, it’s time to RUN!
Once: Enough
Onomatopoeia: What always happens when you are ready to go out the door.
Opaque: No clear definition available.
Open Minded: A desirable trait, with caveat: do not allow brains to escape.
Opiate: Self locking door to the prison of your mind.
Opiates: Allergenic substances. Symptoms include amnesia, homelessness, breaking out in handcuffs, etc.
Ordinance: a. Enforced by ordnance. b. violated by ordnance.
Ordnance: Implement ambidextrously applied to enforce or violate an ordinance.
Ort Cloud: The assemblage of random particles first appearing as one’s toddler begins to learn the art of food projection.
OrthodOx: Very convincing bovine clergyman. Yes, tithing is necessary.
Ostracism: a. Formal worship of a huge bird. b. Very curious response to fear.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Other: Politically correct way of identifying one’s sibling.
Otherwise: Not the other selection. It allows for the most competitive advantage.
Outcast: Loser in a fishing contest.
Outlier: Self-proclaimed winner of political debate.
Overage: That point in time when you realize you’re too old for parkour.
Oversimilitude: When your homey’s sudden act of contrition ends with you in the slammer.
Overton Window: the range of policies, ideas, and opinions found to be politically acceptable at any time. ** Viewed differently when seen from the other side,
Oxymoron: Stupid cow.
Oyster: The frightening glob of slime only the elite are qualified to eat.