Obfuscate: To meticulously outline a political platform.
Oblivion: Dormitory without an alarm clock. – Ambrose Bierce
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Best understood when words are in alphabetical order.
Obstinate: Firmly convinced of one’s stupidity.
Office: Where the skaters are now.
Omen: When the preacher ends the prayer with this word, it’s time to RUN!
Onomatopoeia: What always happens when you are ready to go out the door.
Opaque: No clear definition available.
Opiates: Allergenic substances. Symptoms include amnesia, homelessness, breaking out in handcuffs, etc.
Ordnance: Implement ambidextrously applied to enforce or violate an ordinance.
Ort Cloud: The assemblage of random particles first appearing as one’s toddler begins to learn the art of food projection.
OrthodOx: Very convincing bovine clergyman. Yes, tithing is necessary.
Opaque: No clear definition available.
Open Minded: A desirable trait, with caveat: do not allow brains to escape.
Opiate: Self locking door to the prison of your mind.
Ostracism: a. Formal worship of a huge bird. b. Very curious response to fear.
Other: Politically correct way of identifying one’s sibling.
Otherwise: Not the other selection. It allows for the most competitive advantage.
Outcast: Loser in a fishing contest.
Outlier: Self-proclaimed winner of political debate.
Overage: That point in time when you realize you’re too old for parkour.
Oversimilitude: When your homey’s sudden act of contrition ends with you in the slammer.
Oxymoron: Stupid cow.
Oyster: The frightening glob of slime only the elite are qualified to eat.