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Nausea: The ominous perception that the chili cheese dog you just ate must have bought the round trip ticket. – Thanks to Delbert Stephens.
Navigator: Aquatic reptile with GPS skills.
Neanderthals: A bipedal species, formerly disregarded in the realm of Homo sapiens, who are now recognized for their remarkable adaptability and resourceful strategies for survival. Recent discoveries of their intelligence and creativity, along with DNA evidence, have unsettled modern intellectuals, forcing them to confront their long-held biases and assumptions about human “evolution.” Go figure. See Denisovan.
Neighborhood: The soprano who lives next door.
Necking: Whoever named it that had very limited knowledge of anatomy.
Nervous Tic: An arthropod with generalized anxiety disorder, a curious creature caught in the perpetual whirlwind of its own overactive mind. Wiley’s Dictionary.
Newspeak: We must continue refining our use of words until we arrive at an approved truth, stripping them of their original meaning and replacing them with something that fits the narrative.
New Year’s Resolution: I know it’s the same as last year, yet I cling to the hope of transformation. But hey, I’m only human.
Neuter: The transgender agenda.
Nevertheless: Actually, you’re full of it.
Nibling: Small family member.
N.I.C.E: National Immigration and CustomsEnforcement. Sometime the adding of one extra letter makes things nicer,
Nihilism: There’s nothing quite like it.
Nillionaire: One who has little or no money.
Noisome: PUBLIC NOTICE: If you can actually hear it. TAKE COVER!
Non-Sequitur: The missing link between evidence and conclusion.
Nosedive: Consequence of budget plastic surgery
Nostalgia: It’s not like it was anymore.
Nostrum: Momma don’t allow no guitar playing here.
Notable: a. Totally useless in the grand scheme of things. b. Having to eat while holding a tray on your lap.
Notary: Hurry up! The clock is ticking.
Nother: Not your mother.
Nothing: Acts of repetitive noth.
Notice: a. Water b. Steam c. No Customs Enforcement.
Nudist: One who has nothing to hide.
Nutcase: Hat.

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