Laboratory: Speech given at a research facility.
Labracadabrador: Magic dog. – From North Everett Family Dental
Lactose: Condition caused by failure to wear steel toed boots.
Lackaday: Preferred calendar for those suffering from triskaidekaphobia.
Lackey: And you forgot the code? No way are you driving this car home.
Lambaste: Best done with garlic butter and rosemary.
Laptop: Perhaps not the best place to save photos of what happened atop your lap.
Largesse: Substantial endowment.
Laughter: What you hear while walking around with toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
Lavender: It was the cherry bomb in the commode that did the trick.
Law: a. A statement the predicts natural behavior.b. A statement that precludes natural behavior.
Lawfare: a. Relax. It’s just Politics. b. If you can’t beat ’em, court ’em.
Lawyer: The only man in whom ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Laxative: A portagram: Exit Lava
Laziness: Symptoms of: 1. . .
LBGTQ: No straight definition available.
LGBTQIA2S+: Call letters of the alphabet mafia.
Leakage: Depends. On circumstances.
Learn More: Two words leading to a black hole of boring sales videos. You knew it was coming, but you clicked on it just the same. Now you’ve repeated your vow never to do it again. Good luck!
Lechicon: Debased dictionary.
Lecture: Process by which notes of the professor become notes of thestudent without passing through the minds of either. –Wiley’s Dictionary
Legerdemain: The mystical technique that brings thos wondeful images, like when Uncle Benny always find that quarter behind your ear.
Legend: Foot
Legends: Feet
Legit: Last resort escape technique.
Liability: Basic political skill.
Locorice: Boozy
Life: a. A comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. – Horace Walpole –b. A tragedy in close up, a comedy in the long shot. – Charlie Chaplin –
Lifegourd On Duty: Another example of the importance of proper spelling.
Limbo: You never know how low you can go.
Listless: When you send your husband to the store just for milk and eggs, and he says “Don’t worry.”
Litigator: Legal helper whose work is appreciated according to how well the suit fits.
Livelihood: Energetic mobster.
Livery: A lot like liver, and not any better with onions or bacon, either.
Locomotion: Insanity defense.
Logical Phallacy: Gender affirming care.
Logorrhea: Unfortunate alimentary conclusion, er. Occlusion.
Lollygag: The reason why mom told you not to run with that sucker in your mouth.
Long Derision: That stuff we never learned in school, no matter how talented our teacher was.
Looking: Boss of the loo.
Lost and Found: The constant state of my car keys.
Lottery: Tax directed at those who are numb about numbers.
Low Cut Blouse: Something often looked down upon.
Lumination: First extraterrestrial self-governing political entity.
Luminary: Sophisticated Mooner.
Lunatic Fringe: Those idiots who disagree with me.
Lunchables: What you snack on when you can’t pronounce charcuterie.
Luxurinate: Take a leak in a really nice restroom.
Lymph: To walk with a lisp.