Ideals: Hours of soul searching deliberation resulting in quitting time.
Idiograph: Congressional seating chart.
Idiopathy: A psychological disorder marked by replacing logical discourse with frequent invective.
Idiosyncrasy: Close-order drill for the mentally challenged.
Idiot: One who is cerebrally independent.
Idiots: A cadre of cerebrally independent people often bestowed with positions of honor.
If: The hinge on the door of chance.
Igloo: Unisex arctic convenience.
Ignorant: A decision leading to many ants.
Ignorial: A monument nobody visits.
Illegal: a. Acts subject to prosecution. b. Acts subject to prosecution.
Imagination: DIRECTV on a budget.

Immature: How boring people describe fun people. – ElArroyo.Com
Impale: Mischievous brew.
Impasta: Fake noodles.
Imprest: Where you may likely find the little rascal napping.
Important: Invasive species, particularly when he finds your picnic.
Improper Fractions: Offenses for which the math teacher lost his job.
Incongruous: Where sanity is out of place.
Inconsequential: a. Difficult to spell. But reallyu not very important. b. FUGGETTABOUDIT! It’s not going nowhere.
Increment: Not excrement.
Indolence: A very relaxing career. The only drawback is you can never tell when you are ready to retire.
Inertia: Your excuse for not doing anything today, or yesterday either, for that matter.
Inflation: What you noticed about your money when you tried to buy groceries.
Information: How geese fly.
Information Age: Era in which all knowledge is instantly available to be ignored – Wiley’s Dictionary
Inhabitable: a Ready to move in. b. Ready to move out.
Innovation: The process of creating new problems to replace the problems cause by previous innovations.
– Sapienship Lab –
Internest: The cozy spot you had been saving to surf the internet.
Interestingly: The opening word, guaranteed to be followed by snores, 3 pages, maybe more.
Interrogatory: Posture I assumed at seventy-eight. !?
Interstellar Federation: We are uderquarantine. Why would they come? Think about it.
Intoxication: a. The result of making pour decisions. b. The state of feeling sophisticated, yet unable to pronounce it. c. Having succumbed to beer pressure.
Inundation: When the current event is currently the current.
Investigator: a. Private Reptile b. Research position for studying and describing aquatic animals. No experience necessary. Great benefits.
Irrelevant: It goes without saying.
Irony: Absence of wrinkly.
Irregular Verb: a. Offenses for which the English teacher lost his job. b. Instruction from the esoteric matrix.

Isolate: Sorry, I so overslept.
Isthmus: Nonsectarian winter holiday.