Gallows Humor: Even that ain’t funny no more.
Gang: An organized mob dedicated to protesting restrictions on freedom such as laws, ordinances, etc.
Gardyloo: Warning given at the start of political debate.
Gargoyle: What you wish you had not used as mouthwash.
Gastronomic Reflex: The unstoppable compulsion to eat every last one.
Generation Gap: When your high school uniform no longer measures up.
Gendermorph: The evolutionary terminus of the human race.
Genius: The one person capable of the greatest stupidity.
Geriatricks: a. When you thought the old geezer had nothing left in the tank.
b. You never know what those old folks will try next.
German: Very sick individual.
GHOSTEL: Another perfect example of the importance of carefully reading the signs.
Gibbet: Dystopian criminal hangout.
Giggleplex: A pocket dimension where laughter echoes eternally, accessible only through ticklish portals.
Ginger Snap: When your red-haired cousin nails you with a great comeback.- Wiley’s Dictionary –
Gold: How the addition of a single letter adjusts your personality.
Golf: A nice walk, except for that stupid white ball.
Google: Modern Oracle that can help you find anything except where you left your keys. – Wiley’s Dictionary –
Gossip: a. Something ever to be repeated. b. One with a highly developed sense of rumor.
Goulish: A frightening soup.
Government Agent: Income redistribution specialist.
Government Assistance: the amiable quality of government officials to bestow on the less fortunate the funds of select others.
Graphic Violence: How statisticians assault one another. – Wiley’s Dictionary –
Greek Fire: Like regular fire, but with more protein and fewer carbs. – Wiley’s Dictionary –
Green Movement, the: Where people recycle plastic straws to save the planet, then hop into their gas-guzzling SUVs to go buy organic avocados from the other side of town
Grey Scale: When set 10 lbs. Light, it makes the years go easy.
Griefcase: Emotional baggage.
Grimace: Ace of Sads.
Gringoes: When mi espousa says OK
Ground: The destination of our long grind.
Guacamole: Another reason to check spelling before playing the game.
Gumplegutch: Go over and play with the gumplegutch, Tommy.
The gumplegutch loves to play.
You can bounce on his belly
And call him old Nelly
And fill up his nostrils with clay
Don’t be ‘fraid of his fangs
Or that one yellow eye
Or the scales on his tail, my dear.
Go over and play with the gumplegutch, Tommy.
There’s nothing at all to fear.
I’ll wait for you here. — Thanks to Shel Silverstien Uncle Shelby’s Zoo —
Guynecologist: If he can’t spell it, perhaps you should not make the appointment.
Gypsum: Because there is always someone who wants a deal.