Gallows Humor: Even that ain’t funny no more.
Gang: An organized mob dedicated to protesting restrictions on freedom such as laws, ordinances, etc.
Gardyloo: Warning given at the start of political debate.
Gargoyle: What you wish you had not used as mouthwash.
Gastronomic Reflex: The unstoppable compulsion to eat every last one.
Generation Gap: When your high school uniform no longer measures up.
Gendermorph: The evolutionary terminus of the human race.
Genius: The one person capable of the greatest stupidity.
Geriatricks: a. When you thought the old geezer had nothing left in the tank.
b. You never know what those old folks will try next.
German: Very sick individual.
GHOSTEL: Another perfect example of the importance of carefully reading the signs.
Gibbet: Dystopian criminal hangout.
Giggleplex: A pocket dimension where laughter echoes eternally, accessible only through ticklish portals.
Ginger Snap: When your red-haired cousin nails you with a great comeback. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Gladiator: Unrepentant cannibal.
Gold: How the addition of a single letter adjusts your personality.
Google: Modern Oracle that can help you find anything except where you left your keys. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Gossip: a. Something ever to be repeated. b. One with a highly developed sense of rumor.
Government Agent: Income redistribution specialist.
Government Assistance: the amiable quality of government officials to bestow on the less fortunate the funds of select others.
Graphic Violence: How statisticians assault one another. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Greek Fire: Like regular fire, but with more protein and fewer carbs. – Wiley’s Dictionary
Green Movement, the: Where people recycle plastic straws to save the planet, then hop into their gas-guzzling SUVs to go buy organic avocados from the other side of town
Grey Scale: When set 10 lbs. Light, it makes the years go easy.
Griefcase: Emotional baggage.
Grimace: Ace of Sads.
Ground: The destination of our long grind.
Guacamole: Another reason to check spelling before playing the game.
Guynecologist: If he can’t spell it, perhaps you should not make the appointment.
Gypsum: Because there is always someone who wants a deal.